I posted this over on my Will Shakespeare for Hire site and... well, I'm pretty proud of it so I'm posting it here as well. I think most of us can relate to it. And with so much golf on TV today (and it starting so early as well) it seems to be a good time for a short post like this. Have a laugh!
How recklessly! How recklessly
The dimpled spheroid sails
Out beyond the golf green?S obstacles
Where penalty prevails!
Despite a good deal practice at our craft,
Despite high-priced golf equipment,
Still doth the dimpled spheroid are trying to find
Its refuge ?Neath the shrubs.
Indeed, in private wooded area gloom
The dimpled spheroid hides;
We hear its mocking ?Thock, thock?
As with each tree it collides.
Yet nonetheless, each week we will go back,
Our hopes for all time soaring
As with the dimpled spheroid
We renew the past week?S warring.
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