I found this over at golf.Com and laughed so difficult... I imply, honestly, bad Jordan ought to be getting a little bored with this himself!
Here's the deal: Somebody with nothing better to do went through the Masters broadcast and discovered that Jordan talked to his ball quite a bit during the final round. In fact, apparently 90 words were directed at his trusty Titleist Pro-V1x as he maneuvered his way around Augusta National on his way to the green jacket.
So golf.com enlisted Tiffany Oshinsky to give a dramatic reading of those 90 words, which somebody decided were extremely poetic. In fact, in addition to the video of her performance, you can read the "poetry" yourself, now entitled Softly.
Softly
By Jordan Spieth
I.
Hit it wind hit it wind only a little bit just a little bit
softly actual tender
oh no brief hit softly smooth softly
ahhhh be long enough
ahhhh fore proper
move be enough cross
hit it wind get Down
oh no II.
Down sit Down Down
Down sit
cross hard go tough pass tough cross
be sufficient simply be enough
a little be desirable
gotta be correct c?Mon be exact
sidDown ball
chew softly gentle
aahuum III.
Down
hit softly hit softly and it?S real accurate
Down
cross difficult Forgive us, Jordan. We didn't mean to move all goofy on you. It's just the manner life is nowadays.
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